I Have No Pants

Thursday

It's the newest fashion accessory



It's the new purse-dog. Even Paris Hilton will want one.

Friday

And I'm not wearing pants!

Wednesday

That allergy pill is kicking my ass



My husband calls me Waffle Head.

Monday

He followed me home from Dunkin' Donuts



Forgive me, Slimfast, for I have sinned; it's been two minutes since my last donut. He said eat me, and I was weak.

Thursday

Do these make me look fat?



So powerful, I see Uranus. Heh.

Uranus.