I Have No Pants

Tuesday

I have a lazy pussy



She might actually be dead.

Friday

Yay, parenthood!



Does this smell funny to you?

Monday

I've lost the bits that do long division



My memories of you were the first to go.

Sunday

Butterflies aren't usually covered in spit.



Sometimes I wish it were this easy to start over.

Friday

The guy with the funny hat always wins.



Next they play Connect Four.

Wednesday

I'm hungry



There's no room at the grown up table for me. But that's okay. I'll eat my grilled cheese watching Lost.