I Have No Pants

Thursday

Totally True Stories

My girl parts are gross. I will now tell a story to distract myself from this.

My story
I once wrapped my dead parakeet, Tweeters, in tin foil and put him in the ice box until I could bury him.



Then I forgot he was there.



And my mom found him while looking for her meatballs.



He was a good parakeet.



The end. Okay, time for more drugs. Bye!

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