I Have No Pants



I wish I had a penis.

Happy Zombie!Messiah Day!



I miss my anti-anxiety medications.

Totally True Stories

My girl parts are gross. I will now tell a story to distract myself from this.

My story
I once wrapped my dead parakeet, Tweeters, in tin foil and put him in the ice box until I could bury him.

Then I forgot he was there.

And my mom found him while looking for her meatballs.

He was a good parakeet.

The end. Okay, time for more drugs. Bye!